Question. Can one really be entertained by 45 minutes of straight penis tricks? Answer. Yes, yes one definitely can.
Two young guys with nice bodies come out in capes and quickly disrobe, showing us their man bits...proudly. Yes, I think the picture up top says it all. The camera catches every trick and projects it onto the screen behind them, which enlarges their junk to about 8 ft tall. I'm sure they secretly love that aspect of the show. They proceed to pull, tug, and twist at it like a rubber toy and yet never get hard, how is that?
For the rising enthusiast, you'll get your chance to show off your stuff too. Whip it out and contort away (on stage, not at your seat please). ...no, it's cool your mom is in the audience, she'll be proud. Ummm, yeah, one guy in a kilt had his mother with him, unless he is a major victim of cougarism and that was his lady. Either way, I'm still freaked out.
Beware to those in the side aisles and front rows. They do mingle with the crowd and might even sit in your lap. Not for those who easily scare.
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I'm going, naturally.
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