LINDA'S BINGO



Linda and Murray...what can I say except they, oddly enough, would be ideal parents. Linda commands the stage with her vintage "Leave It To Beaver" motherly appearance and Murray is a short, stalky, superbly clever John Waters type. Maybe not your average father figure, but I can buy into it.

These two read BINGO numbers like no others. The show is divided into 3 segments with potty breaks in between. The prizes included a light up, musical elephant that blew air through it's little trunk suspending a ball in the air. Frankly, it was fucking awesome. There was a horrible 3D deer painting, think plastic deer heads that stuck out from the "canvas". Not to exclude the goodie basket or the electric fish tank. Crowd pleasers! The final segment was blackout BINGO with a cash prize of $167 (the take from the card sales).

One winner had to strip down and cover his bits with a leopard scarf to collect his gift. We got to see some ass. Another bonus provided by BINGO. And, a bit yucky too.

This is a packed event with cheap alcohol and $2 BINGO cards. To recap, on Monday's head over to the Bowery Poetry Club in the East Village and get your game on.

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